About Me

I'm an awkward collection of broken parts and a brain that never quite shuts off. I'm lucky enough to be supported exactly as I am with my amazing better half, and my normal, 9 to 5 accounting job - and Malevolent Designs is where I get to turn that freedom into something sharp, strange and protective!!

I design and hand craft self defense keychains as a form of catharsis - equal parts creativity, protection, and pure spite. Each design is inspired by existing in a world that is not always safe, especially for women. No need to keep quiet when the world itself is so loud and unhinged!

Everything here is completely handmade by me, slightly morbid, and designed with intention and function. Some are subtle, some  are aggressive, but they all exist because I believe safety can be practical, and a little bit feral.

These are not just accessories - they are talismans, and they are made by someone who refuses to pretend the dumpster fire isn't real.